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First you get the money then the power and then the women. Use this experience to practice your technicals , increase gpa and network with others who have fucked that chick to get a sense of pay, prestige, culture, hours and future exit ops. Depending on whether she is a BB, MM, EB or boutique chick you should look else where for the immediate future and hold the option of lateraling to her once you have completed your 2 years or moving on to a MF PE girl who provides you with better hours, increased comp and a shot to become partner of the firm. Once you level up, she will want you in order to secure a more "long term" relationship which is a subtle way of saying a decrease in comp but an increase in hours however at this point you either become a cuck or realize that she isn't yours, it is just your turn.

 

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