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don't JP Morgan Chase girls, let the girls JP Morgan Chase you
Dude I love reading your hilarious comments every time I click a post, haha.
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you're so in there bro
No you need "Incoming IBD Analyst at GS TMT". Duh
resume as profile pic should do it!
First you get the money then the power and then the women. Use this experience to practice your technicals , increase gpa and network with others who have fucked that chick to get a sense of pay, prestige, culture, hours and future exit ops. Depending on whether she is a BB, MM, EB or boutique chick you should look else where for the immediate future and hold the option of lateraling to her once you have completed your 2 years or moving on to a MF PE girl who provides you with better hours, increased comp and a shot to become partner of the firm. Once you level up, she will want you in order to secure a more "long term" relationship which is a subtle way of saying a decrease in comp but an increase in hours however at this point you either become a cuck or realize that she isn't yours, it is just your turn.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
set your pic as you on your BMW Z4 with stacks of 20's in your hands and make your bio something like "young money : Want to be like my last penny stock investment, so I can pump and dump you." Should be good to go.
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