My boy Trump is the MAN. He's what I call a good hombre.
After becoming our commander-in-cheese, he's going to grab the world by the billy bush.
He also has the deepest respect for women...Make America Date Again.
I'm looking forward to the new location of Trump Taj Mahal casino...the White House. It'll take some remodeling but I'm sure you can fit dozens of slot machines in the Oval Office.
