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Not link to charlie sheen? Sad times :(
Here's the lawyer's linkedin:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/mark-werksman/16/408/aba
all ya aspiring traders should add him!
Only if you want your sister to be accused of murder as a part of your defense.
Best defense policy ever.
It's more brilliance on the part of the trader: he takes out his wife and his sister in one strategic move. Being caught was planned.
Also, if you're planning on killing your wife, don't add this guy beforehand. Kind of a dead-giveaway.
He probably wont get death penalty, she wasnt pretty.
He should have just shut his mouth.
Who gives a fuck about the lawyers Linkedin?
Traders that might possibly require his services?
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