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rafikiOnly if you want your sister to be accused of murder as a part of your defense.

Best defense policy ever.

It's more brilliance on the part of the trader: he takes out his wife and his sister in one strategic move. Being caught was planned.

Also, if you're planning on killing your wife, don't add this guy beforehand. Kind of a dead-giveaway.

"The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."—Kenneth Boulding
 

He should have just shut his mouth.

I am not cocky, I am confident, and when you tell me I am the best it is a compliment. -Styles P
 

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