Goldman Sachs Elevator Gossip

I died reading this, just thought I'd share for the people that haven't seen it.

https://twitter.com/GSElevator

Just posting a few of the lesser offensive ones here.

[At the gym] #1: What machine should I use to impress the girls? #2: The ATM.

#1: Hey, do you have change for a $20? #2: $20's are change, bro.

#1: Hermes ties are like Jordans for white people.”

[Sandy] #1: I hope this storm doesn't affect my bonus.

#1: I pretend to love the person she pretends to be.

#1: It's drizzy outside, expect a Lil Wayne.

#1: I feel like this economy has really hit the average-looking girls the hardest.

#1: Blacking out is just your brain clearing it's browser history.

#1: My tie collection is worth more than your car.

#1: The exit row. First class for poor people.

#1: I sent Morgan Stanley my resume. #2: Why? #1: So i could reject them again.

#1: If riding the bus doesn't incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

#1: Each comma in your bank account adds an inch to your d___.

MD#1: What's the difference between a joke and two di___? A#1: No clue. MD#1: You can't take a joke.