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True, I've always told my friends sex is a function of money

F(s) = LM + g

Where s = sex (duh) L = an unknown variable (luck??) g = game (your game can only get you so far....)

Mansa_Moussa
 

I have a good amount of sex but make no money at all.

Ugh, at this point I'd take the cash

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

Also: this is Europe. People with high incomes tend to inherit this to a greater extent than America. They're confusing correlation with causation.

Get busy living
 

Wow, I stand corrected. Everyone I've ever talked to from Europe has said it's very hard to do something new, so they come here instead. Way to go Europe

Get busy living
 

I think that's something every hooker on this planet could've told you.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 

Still trying to come up with a good joke re: Doing it Greek style and this research, I will keep you guys posted though. Something something backdoor something..

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 

Dude, it's the Greeks. Fucking Monks bamboozled them out of prime real estate.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 

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