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do you actually look like Dee from always sunny?
thats always how i've pictured you...
Nice, that's def an accomplishment to be proud of.
Hahaha, nice happy.
I'm still waiting for ANT to get OVER 9000! Still, congratz you addict.
I'm slowly watching myself fall off the "Top 10" lists on the right side of WSO. I feel like such a "has been." Congrats on your new status HappyPants.
Would be great if people piled on the shit in this thread and continually knocked you out of AH standing. jk.
Sweet tags bro-sario Dawson.
What the hell... WSO stole a credit from my account and monkey shitted OP. :((((((((((((((((((((((( Rectifying situation
Forgot to mention...
See kids, this is what happens when you go into finance for a career. The only satisfaction you gain out of it is earning the title of "almost human" on an anonymous message board.
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congrats...impressively fast climb
how many more bananas do you need to reach Human Centipede status?
Im comming up on my 1st thousand, only 5k more to go....
nice!
lol at whoever threw that shit
i saw this on my mate's facebook and thought of your avatar
cool
^^^ Creepy bald dude was still your best avatar.
That was so fucking creepy, like shoot on sight scary lol. I think the monkey pissing in his mouth was his best though.
congrats.
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