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mr1234Nice, that's def an accomplishment to be proud of.
It's already on the resume.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Hahaha, nice happy.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I'm slowly watching myself fall off the "Top 10" lists on the right side of WSO. I feel like such a "has been." Congrats on your new status HappyPants.

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Would be great if people piled on the shit in this thread and continually knocked you out of AH standing. jk.

Sweet tags bro-sario Dawson.

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euroazn
euroaznWhat the hell... WSO stole a credit from my account and monkey shitted OP. :((((((((((((((((((((((( Rectifying situation
Alrite so happy has a net gain of two bananas. Problem solved.
euroazn, werent you supposed to get banned based on your own proposed rule in the other thread?
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Forgot to mention...

See kids, this is what happens when you go into finance for a career. The only satisfaction you gain out of it is earning the title of "almost human" on an anonymous message board.

;)

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
heisterIm comming up on my 1st thousand, only 5k more to go....
There's a little bump for ya...
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GotBushelslol at whoever threw that shit

i saw this on my mate's facebook and thought of your avatar

That was actually my old avatar.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
Nouveau Richie^^^ Creepy bald dude was still your best avatar.

That was so fucking creepy, like shoot on sight scary lol. I think the monkey pissing in his mouth was his best though.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

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