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Really embarrassing! More importantly in the public place and in front of all the public. Just think about it, if it would happen with you. Oh, no, i can't even think about it.

 

Exactly what I was thinking.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

This guy is only 23 yrs old & is missing out. That dragon lady is not worth it & there's plenty of poontang out there to tap into. If I'm his dad, I'd slap him silly...

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

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