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Damn bro, you got me all riled up. I was ready to give dat pep talk. Have a banana.

 
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This is a great April Fools gag for the office. Print this sheet, stick it on the wall next to a printer; hilarity ensues. You'll be shocked at how many people you thought were intelligent actually start talking to the printer (there are multiple versions for different printer brands).

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I wonder how many people read this:

"Regular folk like me are meant to be regular folk -- you all have fun making your money and stealing from the poor to give to the rich."

And don't believe it is an April fools joke. Sb'd.

 

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