Tis the szn for crunchy leaves and cider mixers.
Need some inspiration for a decent Halloween costume. Have previously done a classic Alcatraz prisoner and most recently soap salesman Tyler Durden.
Drop a few ideas or some of your previous devils day drip
Last year I was a Juul. Black shirt, black jeans, white paper dot stuck to my chest.
To me Halloween is about putting in minimal effort for maximal reward.
That's gonna be your future wife's attitude toward the marriage.
You’re about 4 years late buddy
Shit really? I had no idea!
Shit
Shit lol. Was still riled up from last nights bender
Found a Target nametag a week before Halloween one year, threw on a red polo and some khakis and was good to go. Looked like a legit Target employee
I used to dress like that and shoplift stacks of world of warcraft game cards from target when I was like 14 lmao. I then got hired at target when I was 15, but then they found out I was 15. don't even remember what my game plan was lmao. So I just caddied
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You should wear a little red cardboard Ferrari around your waist. Now that would be a giggle
Nonchalant European dude in a black leather jacket with a cigarette in his mouth
"Are you fonzi or something"
"No I'm a nonchalant European dude in a leather jacket."
" Why are you holding an unlit cigarette?"
" Well smoking kills you know! "
" Oh. I'm gonna go get a drink"
" Oh let me get you one!!"
" I also need the bathroom. And stuff. My friend's calling me"
Idk man she doesn't sound fun at all.
But seriously best costumes IMO are ones that are versatile. You could be an European dude with a fake cigarette in his mouth at some place but the next place you go to you could be Blade.
Rick from Rick n Morty, Waldo from where's Waldo, Mutt from Schitt's Creek (with my gf as Alexis at the time) are a few in recent years.
Patrick Bateman if you want to be original
I'm taking my 2-year-old trick-or-treating in my Santa costume which I recently found clearing out our storage unit in the knick of time because that shit cost me like $150 for some reason and I'm gonna milk it. She's gonna be a scawwy witch lmao. I have a Santa costume because Slavs do Xmas on New Years basically and I've been dressing up as Santa and handing out presents from under the tree for many years now. We do wholesome family Xmas shit basically until midnight and then it's party time. Except I don't drink or party so we just go to bed lol. I'm gonna record a video banging the wife in a Santa costume this year I think for posterity. She better get a costume too.
Also, I have over 140 tabs open in my phone's browser right now and I'm dreading clearing through them all. It's like fun but dreadful. When you pass 100 open tabs, the number just becomes a ":D" . Google is like lol does it matter you're never sorting through this shit. I do sort through this shit though periodically.
This was a roller coaster
Seriously. I love his word vomit posts. I'm surprised Goldie doesn't drink or party especially while posting.
Just hold down the bottom right button and you can delete all the open tabs at once. I have a lot too.
That's some East Slav orthodox shit, not West Slav Catholicism.
A couple weeks ago all my tabs cleared and I felt like being born again.
How about a leather cat or bat costume? You could also consider a leather vampire, werewolf, or witch costume. If you want to go for something more unique and creative, you could try a steampunk-inspired look with a leather top hat and goggles. You could even go as an undead biker or zombie cowboy! For accessories, why not add some chains, spikes, and studs to your outfit? Hope this helps spark some ideas for your Halloween costume!
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