What's better than St. Patrick's Day falling on a Thursday? Nothing, that's what. I love St. Patrick's Day (I know, shocker, right?) because it's a pure drinking holiday, like Mardi Gras or Cinco de Mayo. But that also brings out the amateur drinkers and it's important to avoid making rookie moves if you hope to survive the morning after. With that in mind, allow me to present you with this Public Service Announcement from former SNL "Goat Boy" Jim Breuer:
One thing to keep in mind when you're partying, however, is that there's nothing less attractive than a guy who can't hold his liquor. If you're not looking to hook up, then rock on bro. But you'll be wasting a bevy of the local lovelies tanking up on LPR. Food for thought. If you're in need motivation to keep you from getting completely shithoused, take a look at your fellow drinkers who've been, ahem, overserved:
The dude duct taped to the pipe in the ceiling was my personal favorite.
Have a great day and an even better night. I know this Irishman will. Just stay safe, guys. And for fuck's sake, don't drink and drive. It's amateur night out there, the cops are on high alert, and your good time can turn into your worst nightmare in an instant if you hurt someone or get arrested. Be smart.
One last thing:
Eddie, Erin Go Braugh!
A little bit more music to share with the rest of you Monkeys out there...
http://www.youtube.com/embed/7Rui9j3Ujs0
Loved Jim Breuer's idea for the skit, wish another better stand up performed it.
GREEN BEER
It the first nice day in weeks over here.....God is an Irishman today as well!
Days like today I wish I was still in college...start of the NCAA tournament, St. Paddys and 80 degrees....
acct, Amen brother!
Frieds, I'll do some car bombs at the Phyrst in your honor...
Its like 60 in NYC today, I can't wait to get out. I predict the streets will be full of drunk girls by 6 pm.
SAC, where were you saturday? I saw drunk girls everywhere around Manhattan.
Oh... and more St. Patrick's Day joy for everyone... Do you know the tale of Spicy McHaggis?
I was on the LES all night and saw barely anyone out. There are drunk fools out already right now on the streets, I can't wait to join 'em.
Every year I'm surprised by the amount of plastic paddies, who have never even been to Ireland, that just use this as an exscuse for piss up.
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