Has anyone seen this?

Has anyone seen the resume posted on deal breaker.com? That shit is out of control! Whoever did this guy's resume put him in the hurt locker for a long time:

http://dealbreaker.com/2014/03/would-be-investment-banking-intern-destr…

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Hah, yeah saw this a few days ago on WSO actually. It is crazy to think that someone sent that out thinking it was acceptable.

-- reaper
 

It's pretty sad but doesn't pack the punch of a Vayner type idiot. This guy tried to go full retard and even failed at that. It's so pathetic, it took a while to show up here.

They're not making 'em like they used to.

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider

It's pretty sad but doesn't pack the punch of a Vayner type idiot. This guy tried to go full retard and even failed at that. It's so pathetic, it took a while to show up here.

They're not making 'em like they used to.

full retard comments always get me happy :)

speed boost blaze
 

There is no way someone actually reviewed that and said, "That looks great. Good luck."

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

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