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nobody has ever farted in an office. i would immediately evacuate and inform your building manager of the gas leak.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

yeah. there's shit in every fart. how do you think your nose works? you probably still got a couple of his little shit particles jammed in between your nose hairs whyd you make this fucking thread tho riddle us this shit

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

This is top notch. I adopted this policy about a year ago and it’s amazing how no one says shit. I also feel comfortable all day now that I have stopped holding them in.

 

apology for poor english

when were you when in office fart?

i was just showing something to my colleague and when I learned over as he was sitting

smell is fart

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