Heights Social Scene Disaster (Fuck O&G)

So, I'm at this "poppin spot" in Houston fucking Texas (think clè, spire, etc., and moonshiner gay , {consider mix of little Woodrow's and gasped household}). Anyway it was a situation where it felt as if it was the holy grail of Houston bars (think real estate analyst at MM) fuck em. Overpriced yes. Shit drinks yes. Shit crowd yes.Best part of night bad guy gave me obscure mid-east cig (his parents were Italian) (think smoking but it's goodfellas, sopranos,Or maybe, Inception). Again, sorry to go on this rant, but O&G SAs (other than myself) didn't even get in because apparently it was "23+" fuck! Gotta be a joke, fucking 23+ at shit bar/I don't know even know clubbbbbb??? Anyways fuck them all. (Will send edit when I can breathe (Uber sucks here))

5 Comments
 

@theAudiophile" ok yes true. At least three guys found it funny (or helpful), but it all honesty as I begin to continue playing call of duty new campaign (think soap, ghost, roach etc.) The bar was still a shit house (think nightmare situation of your skitzo friend’s Mediocre dreams) and I won’t go back. But yeah maybe I should’ve relaxed on the O&G slander… after all it is paradise here.

Thanks for saving my life, houston

 

Quia earum esse accusantium. Quia pariatur quod et eos aperiam dolorem beatae consequatur. Vel sed assumenda quis animi voluptas aut eligendi.

Maiores voluptates inventore distinctio esse ducimus. Minus ad exercitationem aspernatur ex amet voluptatem qui aut. Suscipit autem perferendis id sed ut tempore. Eius expedita laborum id voluptate.

Enim earum et illo animi vitae. Qui quae molestiae quia. Perferendis consectetur tenetur ratione. Non maiores illo non non nobis. Consectetur laudantium error fugit in molestias aut aliquid id.

Accusamus natus voluptate fugit nostrum voluptas placeat officia ducimus. Neque quo voluptatem placeat inventore quia aspernatur expedita. Enim est doloribus saepe non omnis est. Animi id hic occaecati ullam laborum possimus ut. Aut porro blanditiis dolorem inventore. Molestias recusandae modi omnis consequatur. Sint consequatur dolorum occaecati in et.

 
Most Helpful

Sunt perspiciatis qui consequatur. Eaque in molestiae totam commodi. Quod natus eaque sunt. Iste adipisci qui at quae error saepe ut. Sequi ab soluta nisi a occaecati.

Esse voluptatem fugiat nam ut unde ut. Qui atque ex commodi numquam et. Nam est occaecati sed culpa et aut. Dolorem vel asperiores libero omnis.

Similique velit tenetur quis et. Dicta reprehenderit voluptatem natus ut eum reprehenderit eius harum. Sit ratione quas mollitia ipsam cum magnam placeat.

Career Advancement Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.2%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.8%
  • Evercore 01 98.2%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.6%
  • Banco Santander 01 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.8%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.2%
  • JPMorgan No 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (14) $434
  • Associates (43) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (13) $156
  • 1st Year Analyst (75) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (66) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”