Heights Social Scene Disaster (Fuck O&G)

So, I'm at this "poppin spot" in Houston fucking Texas (think clè, spire, etc., and moonshiner gay , {consider mix of little Woodrow's and gasped household}). Anyway it was a situation where it felt as if it was the holy grail of Houston bars (think real estate analyst at MM) fuck em. Overpriced yes. Shit drinks yes. Shit crowd yes.Best part of night bad guy gave me obscure mid-east cig (his parents were Italian) (think smoking but it's goodfellas, sopranos,Or maybe, Inception). Again, sorry to go on this rant, but O&G SAs (other than myself) didn't even get in because apparently it was "23+" fuck! Gotta be a joke, fucking 23+ at shit bar/I don't know even know clubbbbbb??? Anyways fuck them all. (Will send edit when I can breathe (Uber sucks here))

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@theAudiophile" ok yes true. At least three guys found it funny (or helpful), but it all honesty as I begin to continue playing call of duty new campaign (think soap, ghost, roach etc.) The bar was still a shit house (think nightmare situation of your skitzo friend’s Mediocre dreams) and I won’t go back. But yeah maybe I should’ve relaxed on the O&G slander… after all it is paradise here.

Thanks for saving my life, houston

 

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