HELP: Chocolate/Poop(?) Stain on Resume

resume drama in front of him.

lol, chocolate mints now = caffeine ... are you a Mormon or something?

3/10

Jesus Christ. Key takeaways:

1) Don't be a social retard 2) Bring multiple copies of your resume

Trolls have been pretty terrible lately. The whole point to trolling is to make it believable enough and subtlety, like listing all of the Ivy league schools when asking where to go for college and leaving off Cornell so someone from Cornell gets butthurt about it, is key. No one thinks you gave someone a shit stained resume.

First troll?

To echo every other comment in here: try less, dude.

a more believable story would be you getting explosive diarrhea next to your interviewer and him running out of TP, asking if you can spare a square...

Entertaining story. I'll give you a 3/10 for effort and ably managing to waste all of our times reading your unbelievable fiasco. Who the fuck in their right mind would beat around the bush like that? I'd rather you give me a shit-stained resume instead of acting like a total fucktard.