A co-worker (girl) who I don't know much about but we're friendly is getting married and the wedding card got passed to me to sign. What's some funny yet appropriate shit to write?
I'm thinking of "Sorry for ruining this majestic card with my terrible handwriting as a conclusion."
SBs will be delivered in abundance haalp!!!
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Apologies in advance for the clap - best wedding present for your hubby ! xoxoxo
nevermind I just drew a dick
hairy ?
If she's a fundie - "Congratulations on finally being allowed to have sex."
Say "Your husband is a very lucky man. He just won the lottery".
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