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A co-worker (girl) who I don't know much about but we're friendly is getting married and the wedding card got passed to me to sign. What's some funny yet appropriate shit to write?

I'm thinking of "Sorry for ruining this majestic card with my terrible handwriting as a conclusion."

SBs will be delivered in abundance haalp!!!

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If she's a fundie - "Congratulations on finally being allowed to have sex."

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

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