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Is this or is this not the gayest thing ever made by anybody ever, INCLUDING the Snuggie?

 
SirBarney
BlackHatIs this or is this not the gayest thing ever made by anybody ever, INCLUDING the Snuggie?
Segway?

Touche.

 

Wait wait wait, Segways aren't cool? Shit, I knew I shoulda got that motorcycle...

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D MWait wait wait, Segways aren't cool? Shit, I knew I shoulda got that motorcycle...

Nah man...segways are cool...but you gotta drive it off a cliff like the dude that invented it

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TonyPerkis
D MWait wait wait, Segways aren't cool? Shit, I knew I shoulda got that motorcycle...

Nah man...segways are cool...but you gotta drive it off a cliff like the dude that invented it

I told him they needed a built-in parachute, but nooooo

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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