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Hey is the most rational and logical guy in that entire area. I love him

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

You can get a first gen ipod or even ipod nano for like $20. If I was homeless with a lot of nothing to do, that would be one of my first purchases.

The guy is fucking legit though. The OWS guys try to "reason" with him and he has none of it. Props

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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