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"MonacoMonkey" facetime? seriously?

grow the balls to tell your boss that you're done with your work for the day, and it's time to get the fuck out.

This. Or ask where you can add value. You're signing a death warrant by being a lazy intern who focuses on facetime.

 
"Pan European Monkey" Currently bored at the office, I'd appreciate any suggestion to keep myself busy, bored of reading/doing finance models and sending networking emails.

there is an office tool to stay in shape called the shakeweight - good for long hours of facetime at the desk

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