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I legitimately want to be eaten by a shark..preferably a megalodon
You can always go to Terra Nova
you mean the ghetto version of jurassic park? nah nukka
Yea I'm glad Fox ended that shit. 'Was horrible.
I want to slam my ferrari into the side of a mountain at 130 after I pass out from drinking too much 18 year old scotch.
Bury me - that looks brutal.
You only really have a few options post-mortem.
As far as going out, in my sleep. Yea, I'm a p**sy!!!
freeze me, i'm coming back.
edit: 2:05 THE SKULL CREEPED ME THE FUCK OUT.
surrounded by 72 virgins or surrounded by navy seals
Sorry mate it's been done, Osama got there before you.
100 yr storm Bodie style...if you want the ultimate you have to be willing to pay the ultimate price
Nerd rapture.
Jump out of a spaceship and die holding my breath.
If I can't get nerd rapture, I'll settle for getting sucked into a t-storm on a hang glider. I've always wanted to make it up to 50,000 feet.
Your head actually blows up from a lack of pressure...
Wad up double post
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
[quote=swagon]Autoerotic asphyxiation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection[/quote] When I was a junior in highschool one of the seniors died of that and his little 6 year old sister found him hanging from his door. Such a ridiclous story / way to go out.
i'll go out the way tim tebow intended me too.
whats that? a virgin?
that video is.....kinda morbid. just lost my appetite for lunch
What the fuck kind of forum topic is this...
Put my body in a bag and ship it into space. Hopefully some aliens will pick me up.
Either that or I'll get sucked in a black hole.
/\ what if the aliens constantly anal probe you?
I'll just keep a t-shirt on saying ''No Homo'' or something that says '' Bun Batty Aliens''.
Lethal injection
Trying to defuse a bomb.
I would like to see the eye of a hurricane or tornado, preferably in Illini's hang-glider.
Ok better idea, I'm gonna skydive into a hurricane with a wingsuit on and see what happens.
I want my body sent to the sun. Then I want people to remember me as the Sun God, which will later be known as the Son of God, or Jesus.
After a couple decades in finance, I'd have more than enough money to do this (cryogenically freeze myself):
I want to die of a heart attack induced by a cocaine binge with Kenny Powers.
do you fuck dudes? dont call the man out for having a dream
your wish is my command.
Dumped in the Hudson River after starting a waste management company.
sweater puppet asphyxiation
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