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TonyPerkisI legitimately want to be eaten by a shark..preferably a megalodon

You can always go to Terra Nova

 
TonyPerkisyou mean the ghetto version of jurassic park? nah nukka

Yea I'm glad Fox ended that shit. 'Was horrible.

 

I want to slam my ferrari into the side of a mountain at 130 after I pass out from drinking too much 18 year old scotch.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgeeI want to slam my ferrari into the side of a mountain at 130 after I pass out from drinking too much 18 year old scotch.
this is inspiring...the mountain will be in Switzerland, just outside your ski resort, and it will be 5:15am after an all night clubbing coke binge, right?
 
GoodNYou100 yr storm Bodie style...if you want the ultimate you have to be willing to pay the ultimate price
Vaya con Dios!
My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.
 

Put my body in a bag and ship it into space. Hopefully some aliens will pick me up.

Either that or I'll get sucked in a black hole.

 

I would like to see the eye of a hurricane or tornado, preferably in Illini's hang-glider.

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.
 

Ok better idea, I'm gonna skydive into a hurricane with a wingsuit on and see what happens.

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.
 
BoreedI want my body sent to the sun. Then I want people to remember me as the Sun God, which will later be known as the Son of God, or Jesus.
They will tell stories of your greatness.
 

After a couple decades in finance, I'd have more than enough money to do this (cryogenically freeze myself):

"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 
swagonI want to die of a heart attack induced by a cocaine binge with Kenny Powers.
Do you also walk like an Egyptian?
My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.
 
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swagonI want to die of a heart attack induced by a cocaine binge with Kenny Powers.
Do you also walk like an Egyptian?

do you fuck dudes? dont call the man out for having a dream

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
swagonI want to die of a heart attack induced by a cocaine binge with Kenny Powers.

your wish is my command.

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.
 

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