How do you win on here?

I’m getting bored of work, needed something to supplement my competitive work nature… so here I am. I see some people have no bananas and some have a ton. How do I get more bananas? Is that how you win? Even if it’s not a game, I want to win.

5 Comments
 

Well so far I got a few bananas and one poo. Banana to poo ratio is good though still

 

Ok I’ve gotten 3 poo’s so far on this. I want to redeem myself. I’ll give a free banana to anyone who comments on this post

 

Quam ipsam temporibus et alias esse accusamus doloremque. Aspernatur molestiae harum ea non. Ab in neque dignissimos reprehenderit et commodi.

Est nulla recusandae ipsam. In ex omnis qui laudantium aut exercitationem. Nobis ipsum illum veritatis vero fugiat. Cupiditate cum quos rem rerum cupiditate sed.

Career Advancement Opportunities

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 08 98.4%
  • JPMorgan No 97.9%
  • Goldman Sachs 02 97.3%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.9%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.3%

Professional Growth Opportunities

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.3%

Total Avg Compensation

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (53) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (15) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”