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so if you don't go to h/p/y/w then you don't go to a target
... at least going off of this chart
this doesn't make much sense when you really look at it, I hope you're drunk...
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scottj19x89so if you don't go to h/p/y/w then you don't go to a target
... at least going off of this chart
this doesn't make much sense when you really look at it, I hope you're drunk...
I'm not really sure whether you're kidding or not, so let me handle both cases (flowchart style!):
If you were kidding, then my apologies--your satire of the typical whine on WSO is quite spot-on, and made me chuckle.
If you weren't kidding, then my apologies again--I did not realize that you would be so offended by a flowchart in the "Monkeying Around" forum. If it makes you feel better, I can certainly add your school to the list of target schools so that you have the satisfaction of knowing that I think your school, like H/Y/P/W, is amazing.
Notepad If it makes you feel better, I can certainly add your school to the list of target schools so that you have the satisfaction of knowing that I think your school, like H/Y/P/W, is amazing.
Target/non-target is for douchebags. If you can't figure out a way to get yourself into IB one way or another, then it's obviously not for you. I think this has been supported by the people that go to HYP complaining that they can't seem to make it past first rounds and the non-target state school students celebrating their SA and FT offers at BB's. If you want it bad enough you'll figure out how to get it.
NickTheRichardTarget/non-target is for douchebags. If you can't figure out a way to get yourself into IB one way or another, then it's obviously not for you. I think this has been supported by the people that go to HYP complaining that they can't seem to make it past first rounds and the non-target state school students celebrating their SA and FT offers at BB's. If you want it bad enough you'll figure out how to get it.
I am new to this site but this is BY FAR the best post on here I have seen yet. Thank you for saying that!
The D-bagery and stress here over "being recruited" is just sickening sometimes. Its like unless a company literally recruits them either from school or from a specific analyst pool they think their "exit ops" are none and life is over. If I had any SB's ID throw some at you!
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I see what you did here. Nice touch.
^ Not rocket science my friend.
That's great.
Regards
Nice. Just happy I got to the end hitting only 8 boxes LOL
This is brilliant haha.
Lol, So its either make bank or whine in WSO?
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so if you don't go to h/p/y/w then you don't go to a target
... at least going off of this chart
this doesn't make much sense when you really look at it, I hope you're drunk...
see, you are whining.
I'm not really sure whether you're kidding or not, so let me handle both cases (flowchart style!):
If you were kidding, then my apologies--your satire of the typical whine on WSO is quite spot-on, and made me chuckle.
If you weren't kidding, then my apologies again--I did not realize that you would be so offended by a flowchart in the "Monkeying Around" forum. If it makes you feel better, I can certainly add your school to the list of target schools so that you have the satisfaction of knowing that I think your school, like H/Y/P/W, is amazing.
Can you please do it with MIT? Thanks
Target/non-target is for douchebags. If you can't figure out a way to get yourself into IB one way or another, then it's obviously not for you. I think this has been supported by the people that go to HYP complaining that they can't seem to make it past first rounds and the non-target state school students celebrating their SA and FT offers at BB's. If you want it bad enough you'll figure out how to get it.
I am new to this site but this is BY FAR the best post on here I have seen yet. Thank you for saying that!
The D-bagery and stress here over "being recruited" is just sickening sometimes. Its like unless a company literally recruits them either from school or from a specific analyst pool they think their "exit ops" are none and life is over. If I had any SB's ID throw some at you!
That's great. How long did it take you to make that?
Lurking in WSO to see how it happens = years Doing a flowchart in Google Docs = 15 minutes
I guess you could say this was years in the making? :-D
^I'd say over 500hours in paint.
It's over 9000.
lol very clever
awesome....just awesome
so true
Help! I'm stuck in a DO loop.
lol what an epic flow chart...
Funny, most targets wind up at UBS. There I said it.
I got the interview and a job in finance but don't make bank... where is my next flow in the chart?
Maybe I'll add a flowchart on the process of starting out starry-eyed and ending with your dreams crushed. That wouldn't belong on WSO though :)
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Delectus alias neque sint velit. Amet eveniet earum dolor at deserunt qui neque consequatur. Minima non nam laudantium itaque doloremque. Recusandae sint atque debitis nulla quas rerum aut. Natus vel sed eaque omnis labore rem placeat velit.
Earum ut fugit eaque dolorem odio. Est distinctio repellendus autem. Corrupti suscipit doloremque at explicabo vel tenetur nihil magnam. Voluptatem qui quo iusto consequuntur. Dolorem dolor quibusdam omnis rerum harum autem. Et ipsa sit eligendi facere animi voluptatibus est.
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