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so if you don't go to h/p/y/w then you don't go to a target
... at least going off of this chart
this doesn't make much sense when you really look at it, I hope you're drunk...
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scottj19x89so if you don't go to h/p/y/w then you don't go to a target
... at least going off of this chart
this doesn't make much sense when you really look at it, I hope you're drunk...
I'm not really sure whether you're kidding or not, so let me handle both cases (flowchart style!):
If you were kidding, then my apologies--your satire of the typical whine on WSO is quite spot-on, and made me chuckle.
If you weren't kidding, then my apologies again--I did not realize that you would be so offended by a flowchart in the "Monkeying Around" forum. If it makes you feel better, I can certainly add your school to the list of target schools so that you have the satisfaction of knowing that I think your school, like H/Y/P/W, is amazing.
Notepad If it makes you feel better, I can certainly add your school to the list of target schools so that you have the satisfaction of knowing that I think your school, like H/Y/P/W, is amazing.
Target/non-target is for douchebags. If you can't figure out a way to get yourself into IB one way or another, then it's obviously not for you. I think this has been supported by the people that go to HYP complaining that they can't seem to make it past first rounds and the non-target state school students celebrating their SA and FT offers at BB's. If you want it bad enough you'll figure out how to get it.
NickTheRichardTarget/non-target is for douchebags. If you can't figure out a way to get yourself into IB one way or another, then it's obviously not for you. I think this has been supported by the people that go to HYP complaining that they can't seem to make it past first rounds and the non-target state school students celebrating their SA and FT offers at BB's. If you want it bad enough you'll figure out how to get it.
I am new to this site but this is BY FAR the best post on here I have seen yet. Thank you for saying that!
The D-bagery and stress here over "being recruited" is just sickening sometimes. Its like unless a company literally recruits them either from school or from a specific analyst pool they think their "exit ops" are none and life is over. If I had any SB's ID throw some at you!
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I see what you did here. Nice touch.
^ Not rocket science my friend.
That's great.
Regards
Nice. Just happy I got to the end hitting only 8 boxes LOL
This is brilliant haha.
Lol, So its either make bank or whine in WSO?
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so if you don't go to h/p/y/w then you don't go to a target
... at least going off of this chart
this doesn't make much sense when you really look at it, I hope you're drunk...
see, you are whining.
I'm not really sure whether you're kidding or not, so let me handle both cases (flowchart style!):
If you were kidding, then my apologies--your satire of the typical whine on WSO is quite spot-on, and made me chuckle.
If you weren't kidding, then my apologies again--I did not realize that you would be so offended by a flowchart in the "Monkeying Around" forum. If it makes you feel better, I can certainly add your school to the list of target schools so that you have the satisfaction of knowing that I think your school, like H/Y/P/W, is amazing.
Can you please do it with MIT? Thanks
Target/non-target is for douchebags. If you can't figure out a way to get yourself into IB one way or another, then it's obviously not for you. I think this has been supported by the people that go to HYP complaining that they can't seem to make it past first rounds and the non-target state school students celebrating their SA and FT offers at BB's. If you want it bad enough you'll figure out how to get it.
I am new to this site but this is BY FAR the best post on here I have seen yet. Thank you for saying that!
The D-bagery and stress here over "being recruited" is just sickening sometimes. Its like unless a company literally recruits them either from school or from a specific analyst pool they think their "exit ops" are none and life is over. If I had any SB's ID throw some at you!
That's great. How long did it take you to make that?
Lurking in WSO to see how it happens = years Doing a flowchart in Google Docs = 15 minutes
I guess you could say this was years in the making? :-D
^I'd say over 500hours in paint.
It's over 9000.
lol very clever
awesome....just awesome
so true
Help! I'm stuck in a DO loop.
lol what an epic flow chart...
Funny, most targets wind up at UBS. There I said it.
I got the interview and a job in finance but don't make bank... where is my next flow in the chart?
Maybe I'll add a flowchart on the process of starting out starry-eyed and ending with your dreams crushed. That wouldn't belong on WSO though :)
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