How to get removed from site like Goldstein

I’d like this account and all of my responses / threads to be removed from this site forever, similar to what happened to accounting major and Goldstein.

Is there something I need to do to make this happen? Or do I need to post scat porn repeatedly until you ban me?

Also please don’t just ban me and leave up all of my threads and responses. I’d just keep coming back with new accounts in that case

@AndyLouis" I think you’d be doing the community a favor so plz make it happen

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is this the real @EliteStudent11" talking? I think his account got hacked and some posted this from his account as public service. EliteStudent11 knows the value of his contributions and would never want his submissions removed.

thots & prayers
 

Dude nobody knows who you are. Can't trace any info back to you as a person. I wouldn't worry about it. Just make a new account and roll from there is need be.

Dayman?
 

WAIT.... how are we going to know how your milf hunting mission is going?

sidenote- did you just wake up and realize holy shit what the fuck have I been posting... i sound like a mega virgin?

thots & prayers
 

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