I think the question you should be asking is:

"How can I ask stupid questions and still manage to get a job?"

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Matrick:

What do you mean by "looking like a Playboy"?

In a perfect world:

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 

Well, easy, no? Buy a helicopter, be rich enough to throw parties for 100s of people in a luxury building and then show up with the hottest models you can find.

All jokes aside, if you're talking physique wise etc, its pretty easy. Make a few changes to your lifestyle and it shouldn't be so hard. I can gladly help you setting up a nutrition/training plan, if you want. PM me in that case, though.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 

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