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How to stop rumors you're a womanizer:

Send out a video to all of your friends/family of some guy buttfucking you.

If you don't know who the sucker is at the table, it's you.
 
"Dingdong08"
YouCantHandleTheTruth:How to stop rumors you're a womanizer:Send out a video to all your friends of some guy buttfucking you.

Just spit my drink out on my computer laughing.

Sorry about that.

Jacob Palmer: Did you implement my suggestion? Was it effective?

If you don't know who the sucker is at the table, it's you.
 

Go punch that dickbag in the face, and then just for good measure sleep with his gf. If you are gonna get labeled as a womanizer might as well live up to it.

To be frank about it, women in my area know how I go about my business. Doesn't stop them from wanting in on the action. To be honest it makes me more desirable everyone of them thinks they can be the one that makes me stop seeing a different girl every month/week/day. So far none of them have been successful, women love to think they can fix men.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Fuck no.

This is one of those "What would Trump do?" type situations.

Fucking run with it. Counter-intuitively, you're going to find that having a reputation as a player is going to make most women MORE interested in you, not less.

Shit. There's people out there who go to great lengths to try to get that kind of a reputation and this guy's out there giving you free publicity?

Take it man. Better yet, fuck his girlfriend.

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Nothing worse than limp dicked, shit talking beta white knight scumbags. Yes call him limp dick next time you see him.

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"Jacob Palmer" His GF told me that he's really self-conscious about his performance issues.

Why is she even telling you this? Were you balls deep at the time?

"Son, life is hard. But it's harder if you're stupid." - my dad
 

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