This beta male keeps telling his GF and all the females he comes into contact with that I'm a womanizer. His GF told me that he's really self-conscious about his performance issues. Should I call him out on it?
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How to stop rumors you're a womanizer:
Send out a video to all of your friends/family of some guy buttfucking you.
Just spit my drink out on my computer laughing.
Jacob Palmer: Did you implement my suggestion? Was it effective?
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Are there any other applications for this technique?
You should have a THREEWAY and sleep with BOTH OF THEM. Also, KALE can be used as an effective CONDOM.
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You might have better success trying a different message board...
Can you elaborate ? What is it you're doing that makes you a womanizer ?
Go punch that dickbag in the face, and then just for good measure sleep with his gf. If you are gonna get labeled as a womanizer might as well live up to it.
To be frank about it, women in my area know how I go about my business. Doesn't stop them from wanting in on the action. To be honest it makes me more desirable everyone of them thinks they can be the one that makes me stop seeing a different girl every month/week/day. So far none of them have been successful, women love to think they can fix men.
Fuck no.
This is one of those "What would Trump do?" type situations.
Fucking run with it. Counter-intuitively, you're going to find that having a reputation as a player is going to make most women MORE interested in you, not less.
Shit. There's people out there who go to great lengths to try to get that kind of a reputation and this guy's out there giving you free publicity?
Take it man. Better yet, fuck his girlfriend.
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Find the gayest guy at your company and suck his cock.
Nothing worse than limp dicked, shit talking beta white knight scumbags. Yes call him limp dick next time you see him.
" His GF told me that he's really self-conscious about his performance issues."
Jesus.
Why is she even telling you this? Were you balls deep at the time?
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