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Pretty funny, that’s for sure.

But the “all Democrats = socialists/communists” is about as old, trite, and inaccurate as “all Republicans are racist and hate the poor.”

 

Saw this a while ago and trolled a lot of my lib/Dem friends with it. Though I'm surprised that Asians get a discount under affirmative action pricing - AA's otherwise been a bitch for us.

And the horse you rode in on
 

I guess they won't be having any more bake sales any time soon.

Once I did bad and that I heard ever. Twice I did good and that I heard never.
 

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