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brooksbrothaStep side of the family is here now. I'm 5 shots of Glenlivet in. 2 more should bring out the airing of grievances

As everyone knows, Festivus begins on the 23rd, but the holiday doesn't end until the head of the table is pinned during the Feats of Strength, so, I'm assuming your father/grandfather couldn't be brought down...care to share the story?

 
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brooksbrothaStep side of the family is here now. I'm 5 shots of Glenlivet in. 2 more should bring out the airing of grievances

As everyone knows, Festivus begins on the 23rd, but the holiday doesn't end until the head of the table is pinned during the Feats of Strength, so, I'm assuming your father/grandfather couldn't be brought down...care to share the story?

We haven't even got through the airing of grievances

 

"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it!!!!!"

uhhh...lost my train of thought

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

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