I think I'm telepathic!!!

So I’m sitting on the train. Sunglasses on, headphones in, leaned back, not moving, no way anybody can tell I’m looking at them. Dude across from me is some fatty reading the Financial Times with a button down collar on with the buttons undone. Like 15 minutes into the ride, I note him and think to myself, “What a fucking slob. He’d have to be an autist not to have noticed that he has buttons on his collar when he got dressed. How did he not think to button the damn thing?”

Not ten seconds after that, the dude buttons his fucking collar!

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