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Goober

Anyone joining Goldman Sachs these days can expect to be nothing more than a glorified telesales machine in a suit. You will be given a list of leads every day to make cold calls for 90 days. If you hit your quota, they MAY consider you for the dog and pony show circuit. I worked there for 9 years before I could not stomach the corruption any longer. Only the insiders make money on Wall Street and the other PE markets.

Did you just make this all up for no reason

 
Goober

Anyone joining Goldman Sachs these days can expect to be nothing more than a glorified telesales machine in a suit. You will be given a list of leads every day to make cold calls for 90 days. If you hit your quota, they MAY consider you for the dog and pony show circuit. I worked there for 9 years before I could not stomach the corruption any longer. Only the insiders make money on Wall Street and the other PE markets.

What the fuck did I just read?

On a side note. Funny video.

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 
Goober

Anyone joining Goldman Sachs these days can expect to be nothing more than a glorified telesales machine in a suit. You will be given a list of leads every day to make cold calls for 90 days. If you hit your quota, they MAY consider you for the dog and pony show circuit. I worked there for 9 years before I could not stomach the corruption any longer. Only the insiders make money on Wall Street and the other PE markets.

Smith, Is that you?

 

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