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swagon
UFOinsiderAnything with a dude, period, end of story.

made me think of the threesome scene in Our Idiot Brother

Half laughing, half grossed out, but I was making the point that I draw the line at guyonguy
Get busy living
 
UFOinsider
swagon
UFOinsiderAnything with a dude, period, end of story.

made me think of the threesome scene in Our Idiot Brother

Half laughing, half grossed out, but I was making the point that I draw the line at guyonguy

homophobe

 
swagon
UFOinsider
swagon
UFOinsiderAnything with a dude, period, end of story.

made me think of the threesome scene in Our Idiot Brother

Half laughing, half grossed out, but I was making the point that I draw the line at guyonguy

homophobe

Not wanting to do something = hating it? Logic 101 wasn't your favorite class, was it buddy.

Maybe I am........................................AND MAYBE I AM!!!

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider
swagon
UFOinsider
swagon
UFOinsiderAnything with a dude, period, end of story.

made me think of the threesome scene in Our Idiot Brother

Half laughing, half grossed out, but I was making the point that I draw the line at guyonguy

homophobe

Not wanting to do something = hating it? Logic 101 wasn't your favorite class, was it buddy.

Maybe I am........................................AND MAYBE I AM!!!

How can you honestly think someone would seriously call you a homophobe for saying you don't want to bang other dudes? My logic is fine - your sarcasm meter may be off. Or maybe you were joking in which case my meter is off.

 
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swagon
UFOinsider
swagon
UFOinsider
swagon
UFOinsiderAnything with a dude, period, end of story.

made me think of the threesome scene in Our Idiot Brother

Half laughing, half grossed out, but I was making the point that I draw the line at guyonguy

homophobe

Not wanting to do something = hating it? Logic 101 wasn't your favorite class, was it buddy.

Maybe I am........................................AND MAYBE I AM!!!

How can you honestly think someone would seriously call you a homophobe for saying you don't want to bang other dudes? My logic is fine - your sarcasm meter may be off. Or maybe you were joking in which case my meter is off.

Hahaha, I'm trying to crack jokes but coming off of 12 hours of reading so I do believe I'm a bit off...
Get busy living
 

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