If American Psycho were about Programmers
Tech really is the new finance. Also, no white people in the scene, very realistic
Tech really is the new finance. Also, no white people in the scene, very realistic
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hahahaha thanks for sharing, could have done a better job tho
This is fucking hilarious hahaha. Thank you for sharing.
comparing portfolio websites instead of keyboards would have been interesting
The bateman voice is spot on , this is the first time I feel slightly proud to be brown
70% of the banks ive interviewed at have an indian guy who is definitely trying to be patrick bateman. never a white guy funnny enough
Yeah not surprising, as a race we just take fat Ls.
Is this me... fuck
how can u be brown if u are caprisun?
We are both easily discarded and thrown in the trash post suck
Let’s see Paul Allen’s keys
I assume everyone has already seen the hipster version:
Legit hilarious
Gotta give props on this one
That was fucking funny lmao
I love Captain Sinbad's (playing Patrick Bateman) material. Heavily underrated.
Jesus he has the creepy voice fluctuations down to a perfect imitation of Peterson
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