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70% of the banks ive interviewed at have an indian guy who is definitely trying to be patrick bateman. never a white guy funnny enough

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I assume everyone has already seen the hipster version:

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

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