If everyone on WSO (including people who browse rarely) teamed up to form an investment bank/ PE firm/ HF etc, how would this financial institution fare? Let the actual MDs/ partners on WSO (if there are) be the MDs/ senior partners etc, analysts be analysts. Everyone takes on their title so everyone is doing work they are experienced with. Would this institution last one day, or would it be venerable
| +46 | Interviews Are So Fake | 28 | 16h | |
| +33 | 2024 UK Election - Tories finished? | 21 | 20h | |
| +29 | Being Christian in investment banking | 14 | 1d | |
| +27 | Non-Competes Banned | 27 | 2h | |
| +24 | ADHD ! | 8 | 8m | |
| How do I become Sigma | 15 | 13h | ||
| +19 | Moelis has the cutest Analysts? | 4 | 1d | |
| +18 | Best NYC neighborhood for single 30M | 12 | 3d | |
| +16 | Underage intern, drinking? | 7 | 1d | |
| +13 | Secretive vs Universal Prestige? | 7 | 1d |
Career Resources
Get instant access to lessons taught by experienced private equity pros and bulge bracket investment bankers including financial statement modeling, DCF, M&A, LBO, Comps and Excel Modeling.
Sounds like Insight Partners
(Base is 140k btw)
It would pretty much be like the show Billions (early seasons only)....
Analysts would have an army of interns
Pizz would cause chaos amongst the MDs and their wives
We could make Pizz the Chief Diversity Officer.
Diversity of dividing those legs. Sorry, had to say it.
We'd have a killer wealth management shop at least. Give thebrofessor an army of thousands of analysts and student interns and he'll be the next BlackRock.
I'd stage a coup and fire half of you monkeys, myself included
I feel like we'd do ok, gotta be just a bunch of nerds on this site.
Business cards would read:
Intern-IB M&A
Sausage Fest Capital
[email protected]
Except in this case M&A stands for "melancholy and autism" based on the non-political off-topic posts the past year or so.
I'll gladly be in charge of administering drug tests, I guarantee we'll be a clean shop ;)
LMAOOO. Pretty appropriate for the M&A bankers I've worked with in general.
No drug tests tho, we take the Canada approach here.
Idk if a bunch of highschool kids could run an investment bank.
This would be our Chief Investment Officer:
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/hedge-fund/whats-the-fuss-about-h…
.
It would be a more financially literate wallstreetbets, let's not kid ourselves.
Debitis aspernatur sunt doloribus occaecati est sunt. Ut eum et corrupti dolorum omnis iure. Non dolore est et doloribus ipsam. Minus quis id delectus non. Aliquam quibusdam perferendis et quia sapiente molestias.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...