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I couldn't finish the first minute. That hurts to watch.

Shouldve said "Sir, Id be willing to do a double take on that for you if youd like to consider your response again," and then you hold that shit and blackmail him with it for whenever you want something.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

I live 25 miles from East Haven. My head is going to explode from this. Yes, Eddie, please do run for mayor.

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 

....this is ahhh 30 miles or so from me.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
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