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kelleykidwho fucking sit on a computer in school and facebook...shits prime real estate...go home and facebook...fuck

whats wrong with facebooking in school...? That's when I used to get in all my facebooking, class is boring, and I had better stuff to do when I got home..

 

... keep their fucking golf umbrella open in a covered sidewalk. Bitch, shit is covered, put that away and stop dripping all over me.

... who tool around on the stairs or in front of the elevator when you have a meeting you need to be at in about 9 seconds.

... who are JAPs.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

...fat asian chicks. WTF? How did that happen?

...My loud gay ass neighbor in the loft next to me. It's midnight Elton John. Take off the "drag" and go to fucking sleep...

...women who wear baggy clothing (sweatshirts / sweatpants) and not the appropriate spandex attire in the gym. Don't you fucking understand that whether or not I can finish this last mile on the treadmill is dependent upon if I can look over every 4 minutes and see those casaba melons heaving up and down? I NEED that for motivation...

"Cut the burger into thirds, place it on the fries, roll one up homey..." - Epic Meal Time
 

... were born in the US and have the shittiest grammar I have ever seen (i.e. it's vs. its., basic syntax etc.)

... say they 'work on wall street' when they are doing something shitty like marketing for P&G in NYC

... give advice that they would never follow themselves

... girls with deep ass 'whore/birth control pill' voices (often have shitty attitudes as well)

 

^ haha

also @calbear I do mean using theme in the schools computer labs. My schools increasingly becoming crowded and thus computers are limited. Due to programs and speed etc. I sometimes have to use one and usually I go in and wait in line and see people fucking on facebook and watchin movies and shit on projectfreetv I don't care if you are being productive and if you don't have a personal computer then by all means but I know who's just fucking around between classes

 

No, I agree with him, if you had to use a computer in one of the labs for a project and saw some of the Asian kids watching manga or playing those games or some random kids just facebooking at leisure, it got annoying as fuck.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

..... are cheap assholes having to calculate their asses off before buying a girl drinks.

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine---Ridin' Solo
 

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