Investment Banks as Hard Drugs

Goldman: Co***ne

MS: Adderall

JPM: LSD (Low dose)

Citi: Ritalin

Evercore: Shrooms

Lazard: LSD (too high of a dose)

DB: DXM

Tobin and Co: Bath Salts

RBC: A pile of paint chips

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Gotta give an explanation why. like how tf is DB DXM? DB is K2 if anything, because it sounds good on paper but it's not the same as the good stuff (other BBs).

 

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