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Don't bang the MDs wife unless he asks you to
Had a friend that was friends with the CEO of a business and he would go for dinners there and the wife would play footsie with him and eventually they started banging in secret at hotel rooms.
The CEO suspected funny business and all of a sudden as a gift bought his wife a new car. He bugged the shit out of it and recorded all the conversations in it.
They got caught and they were working in my buddy’s hometown where his parents lived and the CEO told him to “get the fuck out of this city and if he ever comes back he’ll kill him.”
A screw fell out of my friends head and he was permanently fucked up from this, lost his job and had to move away from his family.
Rule #1 - never sleep with the boss’s wife no matter how flirty she is.
Is this a publicly traded company? Can we get part of the ticker?
Flowers seems like a good idea.
Ask him what you can bring, maybe there is something in particular. If you’re 21+ can always bring a bottle of wine.
This, ask him. If he says nothing, decent arrangement of flowers and craft beer / wine / or dessert
Reasonable flower arrangement is always a nice idea. Spend $50-70 tops, make sure you get one with a vase so they don't have to dig one out.
Wine is generally a good gift as well, but some MDs are really into wine and won't love a cheap bottle. Everyone likes flowers
This is what i thought, either that or some good craft beer, I'm the UK shouldn't be to hard to find. but flowers is a solid shout I think i will do this.
Put your kneepads on and make sure to use your hands after dinner
Would recommend a dessert (nice cake or fruit tart) and a/or potted plant as opposed to flowers (I assume flowers = bouquet)
I’d bring a bottle of wine. Red - probably a Malbec.
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i think what we all want to know is are u a female or male
im a male, and the associate is also a male.
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