I want to work from home or atleast stay inside. Its subzero temperatures outside, the commute is brutal. Some schools have canceled classes because of the weather
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Pour water on your front door so it freezes shut.
genius. plus it's so ridiculous that no one would think you're lying. 'my door is frozen shut.' hahah
I wish. You can try some excuse like your car won't start or some shit.
Pour water on car instead.
Pour water on yourself instead.
Kill your boss.
I started an internship Monday and had to take a taxi to the CBOE to get fingerprinted. A road was closed, so the cabby let me out 3 blocks early. In 3 blocks, my hands literally fucking froze. I walked inside and my knuckles started bleeding because the skin cracked. Now everyone at works thinks I punch walls.
Buy some lotion, bro.
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