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I wish. You can try some excuse like your car won't start or some shit.

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I started an internship Monday and had to take a taxi to the CBOE to get fingerprinted. A road was closed, so the cabby let me out 3 blocks early. In 3 blocks, my hands literally fucking froze. I walked inside and my knuckles started bleeding because the skin cracked. Now everyone at works thinks I punch walls.

 

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