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ws33

I'm doing great. While I was asleep, you spent the entire night replying to all of my posts ( I am never going to read any of your bullshit), hoping to get my attention.

I'm flattered by your crush, but I am not into creeps. Why are all liberals like this? Jesus Christ dude.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

if that's your version of fun I truly feel bad for you

 

As always, still better than the baizuo. Anyone is better than them really.

I mean, I criticize China all the time, I don't get the infamous CCP apologists chasing me around the forum (though that Sunwukong guy sometimes does). I'm up to two baizuo stalkers already here.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

Milton Friedchickenman

Conspiracy theory of the day neink and OP are the same person.

This was all just a comedic act. An art form.

You are just jealous because you don't get stalkers despite all the shitposting you do. That's because you side with libs anyway and those are the ones that do these things.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

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