ITS MY BIRTHDAY
im 26 and feel archaic :[
post praise and joy so i feel better about myself thx
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im 26 and feel archaic :[
post praise and joy so i feel better about myself thx
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Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday!!
You're the man dude!
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no homo
Happy birthday dude. I'm 25 if it helps.
Happy Birthday!
The best thing about being 26, you can date anyone +/-8 years and not feel guilty about it... or end up in jail.
Have a great one!
happy bday to you, your posts crack me up
I feel you brother, I had a birthday ~2 weeks ago. It was depressing. 23, I feel so old. Never gonna catch up to where Franklin or Alexander at this pace.
You're a 2nd year associate at 26, be happy. You're leaps and bounds ahead of a shit ton of people.
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1 more inch for you!
you were able to go drink-for-drink with a bunch of state school college students, so in my book you're about 22 years old. actually you did better than us since you made it home the safest so you're like 20.
ha, happy birthday buddy.
yeah i also ended up coming home, fighting with my girlfriend breaking up with her then coming home projectile vomiting all over and being hungover as shit and getting back together with her in an 8 hr period lol
I don't know you, but happy birthday pal.
Happy Birthday
Happy bday brother. By the way, I'm older
well holy shit, happy birthday thennnnn!!
happy birthday I am only 17 so I can't really help on the feeling old thing
im turning 9 years old in november and i want to be a banker when im 17
happy bday brah
(no homo)^2
the happiest of birthdays to you, sir!
it's your birthday? does that mean you'll be less cheap?
Feel lucky, dudes have longer shelf-lives than girls. Happy birthday.
+1 more person older than you are shorttheworld. I also agree with Military_PE_Guy -- he looks like he could be my father.
Happy Birthday bro! And quit whining about being 26, I'm older than you so imagine how I feel lol.
hapy birtday!!! i will be turning 7 and a half in 2 months!!!
You're probably old enough to pull off a pinstripe birthday suit, under 26 and you should just stick with navy.
Happy birthday! I hope you started planning for retirement ;)
Happy birthday you old mother fucker!
yo..wait a minute???? you are moping for 26??? thats when guys start to look very handsome and mature!!! me likey likey wery much!! Celebrate! have an awesome day! :D
im hoping youre a girl :[ lol
haha...yes..I am a girl indeed :)
Was there any projectile vomitting?
not on the birthday no lol
Live it up! You only turn 26 once!
Praise and joy!
Also, you probably don't remember, but I really appreciated you giving me all that info on your shop back when I just started looking for work (even though I got rejected). :p
On the bright side, after interviewing at like 30 more places, I've realized that I wouldnt have fit in anyways, lol.
lol sall good
HB brooo
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