I've noticed a new "trend"

Where should I start...?

A while ago, some of my old class buddies from my Jesuit boarding school asked me what the fuck I was doing with my life. Where was I living? Who was I fucking? What was I studying?, etc, etc.

That's why I finally decided to make an Instagram account. Not only have I noticed that it's useful to land girls, but taking a nice little picture and putting it on my story - or just posting it, gave them what they asked for.

Being a true "hardo", I immediately started following "finmeme" accounts and my favourite financial institutions. I noticed a disturbing trend. Apparently, Americans think it's socially acceptable to wear these moccasins with pathetic gold rings pulled straight from a bull's nose. Please, it's absolutely disgusting and tasteless. I don't want to stereotype (unfortunately you clowns make me do this) but I have to make you tools get the message. Do you know who wears this crap in Europe? Wannabe Arabs and Indians. Yep, those losers who stand the whole night at the back of the club with a big ass bottle - and without girls. They can't dance on sophisticated European House or Techno because they're only used to shit clubs where they play shit rap music like Drake (lol).

Anyways, let's get to the point. If you're gonna wear moccasins, buy classy ones. Moccasins that are appropriate to wear on a suit. I suggest classic Sebago moccasins with a small heel in brown or black, depending on suit colour. Nothing more, nothing less.

Take care and enjoy this lesson in culture for free.

Xxx, LM

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