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Usually I'm on the school's side about these "crazy parent" type situations, but wow...

I have more to add, but I don't want to be flagged by the NSA, if I haven't already.

 

"Look how far the termites have spread." - Christopher Hitchens (RIP)

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 

I have no doubt reddit will be all over this like white cops on black drivers

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