Ken Bone is a Kinky Man

Pop-culture hit Ken Bone recently hosted an ask me anything on reddit. He made the mistake of using his old alias, providing an insightful look into his prior reddit escapades.

Here is my favorite comment of his (referring to Jennifer Lawrence), courtesy of this article.

Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them. By which I mean guys like me. I saw her butt hole. I liked it.

We've all done something stupid on the internet at one point, it's a shame it has to be like this for Ken Bone. Let's avoid berating the guy, and instead find humor in his ridiculous posts. Furthermore, a very important lesson is to be learned today:

Gents, delete your damn history.

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Not going to lie, his mustache creeped me out a bit when I first saw him. But he seems like a genuine good dude. And let's be honest, he's only going to catch flack for that because we have to hold some sense of professionalism in our lives, but when we are with our close friends - or even by ourselves - we are saying those same damn things to each other or thinking it to yourself. It's human nature. And I, RobberBaron123, would tongue punch the shit out of Jennifer's pooper. Sue me.

On an extra note, the stupid shit we've done in our lives is not limited to things on the internet. I can think back to high school, college, last year, yesterday, and think to myself...wow, wtf was I thinking?? Everyone is Captain Hindsight; it's a struggle to be perfect in real time.

 

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