Kim Dotcom Caption Contest

Alright,

I've noticed that those who generally spend most of their time on Monkeying Around have some wit to them.

Today, I challenge you to use that wit in a parallel caption contest with The Economist to this brilliant, masterpiece of a picture of Megaupload's Kim Dotcom:

I guarantee that if we put our minds to it, WSO will come up with a way better caption than anything that The Economist can produce. So make it happen.

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