Kim Dotcom Caption Contest
Alright,
I've noticed that those who generally spend most of their time on Monkeying Around have some wit to them.
Today, I challenge you to use that wit in a parallel caption contest with The Economist to this brilliant, masterpiece of a picture of Megaupload's Kim Dotcom:

I guarantee that if we put our minds to it, WSO will come up with a way better caption than anything that The Economist can produce. So make it happen.
i work out~
"Let's see Samberg and T-Pain get THIS!"
Teach me how to dougie
I paid the same amount for the boat, the island, AND the pussy! (probably have to change pussy to chick for the economist)
"Who's fat now bitches?!?"
This is a typical lunch...ballin!
Get in my belly!!!
Regards
Even with all of his riches, Fatty McBlackshirt was still not confident enough to wear swim trunks on the beach.
The gerber baby all grown up and reaping the benefits of his food empire.
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U JELLY BRO?
godihopeshesnotdead.com
Arab woman dares to remove veil in public, with husbands yacht in background.
Boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. Gotta have me my boats and hoes.
The Nina, the Fatty and Maria.
Brazillian model, $5,000,000. Yacht, $25,000,000. Private Island, $100,000,000. Waking up in the morning and realizing you're still fat and ugly? Priceless. There are some things money can't buy... but for everything else, there's MasterCard.
u mad?
yea, u mad.
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