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The best part of the whole thing . . . en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kim_Jong-il's_titles

SERIOUSLY!? "Party Center" .... "Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have" ... you're kidding me, this is priceless.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
A Posse Ad EsseThe best part of the whole thing . . . en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kim_Jong-il's_titles

SERIOUSLY!? "Party Center" .... "Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have" ... you're kidding me, this is priceless.

My favorite: '' Sun of the Communist Future''

 

[quote=JamesHetfield]I hope the CIA can take some advantage of the situation. A reunified Korea friendly to the United States would be great for us economically and politically.

For your entertainment: http://gawker.com/5869210/giant-rabbits-and-double-rainbows-the-10-most…] yeah dawgs those kinds of operations have always been successful in the past and havent sown decades of resentment towards the US

 

So do you guys think we are safer or in more danger? We now have a crazy 29 year old to deal with.

hmm..

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
north korean textbookKim Jong Il was born under near messianic circumstances. The Dear Leader was born on the top of Mount Baekdu. When he was born, two rainbows split the clouds, and a new star appeared in the sky that made the Korean peninsula’s nighttime visibility brighter. Some sources even say that at the moment of Kim’s birth, a monster appeared out of the ocean and sang the Korean national anthem.

He also disbursed leaflets of a wonder drug that cured shortness. All of the respondents were subsequently shipped to uninhabited islands in order to stop them from replicating their substandard genes.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art - Andy Warhol
 
gawker9. In 1978, Jong-il had South Korean filmmaker Shin Sang-ok kidnapped and held captive with his wife for 8 years, forcing the couple to produce propaganda movies for him. He'd take an executive producer credit on all of them. One was a blatant ripoff of Godzilla called Pulgasari, about the evils of capitalism. The couple eventually escaped during a location shoot in Austria. Jong-il later instructed his Ministry of Culture to "make more cartoons.".

batshit

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West Coast rainmakerInteresting. I am interested to see if there is actually an organized transition of power, or if there will be an internal power play by the military leaders.
Likely that the generals and inner circle started elbowing for position early on, and that the leader will be the one who gets the CCP's blessing, because
ANTThe USA shouldn't really care. China is the one with the headache now.
and they will move quickly to ensure there is no threat to their regional dominance.

I'm thinking that Petraeus and China have been on the phone since about Saturday afternoon working out how to deal with a potential loose nuke while keeping up appearances...

Get busy living
 
Nobama88What are the exit ops as a "Dear Leader"?

Bright Sun of Juche or MM HF.

“I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are.” - Hicks
 
Nobama88What are the exit ops as a "Dear Leader"?
To ascend the throne as your son: (quoting Hitchens) "The Kim is dead, long live the Kim"
Get busy living
 

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