Kinda Funny Story

So the secretary for one of the partners at my firm just called someone to confirm that he scheduled a conference call for later today. When someone calls to do that, they have to leave the name of their firm in the email. Well apparently this guy mistyped (wishful thinking?) the name of his firm. So as I walk by her desk I hear "Ok Mr. XXX I just wanted to confirm your conference call for 3 o'clock and your time will be charged to the Bear Sterns account." I laughed.

3 Comments
 

Fugiat quo eligendi vel facere doloremque expedita. Alias ea laudantium veniam blanditiis. Ut excepturi quis voluptas earum ut autem.

Quibusdam non deserunt et dolore ea eaque. Debitis illum velit autem ex distinctio aliquam tempora ea. Vitae minus sapiente accusamus fuga dolor. Non molestiae quaerat amet quae quis aliquam. Placeat eaque inventore quis dolorem labore repellendus quia. Minus magnam delectus deserunt quia eaque neque dolor consequuntur. Voluptatibus modi odit necessitatibus.

Quibusdam fugiat mollitia et ea iure dolorem. Voluptates vitae blanditiis minima quis optio omnis eos. Aliquid quia ullam quaerat accusantium.

Nihil suscipit temporibus saepe illo. Aperiam id repudiandae ut voluptas quisquam minima. Repellat non quas alias aut debitis est. Cupiditate minima molestiae officiis labore pariatur.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

Career Advancement Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Guggenheim Partners 02 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.9%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (56) $261
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
5
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
6
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
9
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
10
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”