LAWN MOWER DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NUTS - Am I the only one who gets triggered like this from lawn mowers?

I'm currently on a trip with my team at this hotel owner's house in Connecticut. I'm staying over at his vacation home and I'm just getting settled in while waiting for the rest to arrive. He's got a guy right outside the window with a lawn mower and a weed blower. And for the past 15 minutes it's been VRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. no break in between!

and I don't know how the rest of you can stand lawn mowers but the moment that noise came on it's been DRIVING ME FUCKING NUTS. Like HOLY SHIT just 5 minutes ago I actually pulled my hair till it hurt, forgetting i had gelled it/slicked it back (shit). I'm also clenchging myy fucking teeth beacuse i just cant fucking STAND IT. i also slammed the table a couple times with my fists and id have slammed some furniture around had it not been some multi millionaire's house.

i think theres someone in the house or otherwise id love to yell AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because thats how fucking annoying it is.

by golly im about to fucking bash my head repeatedly into he fucking wall or fucking rip someoe's head off.

i know i know it's just a fucking lawn mower but really how do the rset of you deal with this? ive had this problem since i was like, fucking 14 and back then id flip desks and slam furniture around and shit.

is this normal? anyone else feel tis way? holy motherfucking cow on a donkey's dick, i cant FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE

I NEED FUCKING SOLUTIONS. HELP ME. i tried moving to another room but he's got a TEAM of mexicans around the house and theyre outside almost every fucking window. i left my big bose noise cancelling headphones in the fucking office unfortunately. i need a fucking remedy quick before the clients and my team come in and see me in this manic fucking state.

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If you want to take your mind off the noise, just ask to borrow the lawnmower. Make sure it's still on then stick your dick in the blade.

 

Bro relax go out for a walk or a quick run. Or go into another room put headphones on and exercise to get your anger out. You might also want to try yoga it can help you calm your mind and body if you really are stressed. Physical exercise is the best solution for pent up anger

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Story of my life boss. My gardeners wake me up like 3 days out of every wake at 9. I never understood why they couldn't just come in the afternoon. Anyway, you just gotta wait for them to finish, lol. Theres literally nothing else you can do

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GoldmanBallSachsStory of my life boss. My gardeners wake me up like 3 days out of every wake at 9. I never understood why they couldn't just come in the afternoon. Anyway, you just gotta wait for them to finish, lol. Theres literally nothing else you can do

Cause it gets hot as fuck in the afternoon...

 

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