Lazy ass bitches! Go away

Am I the only one who thinks lots of people these days are lazy ass rude bitches? Some recent happenings....

  • friend asks me if I would mind chatting with his m7 bschool buddy about my firm. I say sure, buddy sends intro email, I reply, bitch ass kid never responds.

  • rando kid from my bschool emails me to chat about my firm. Spend 45 min on the phone with the prick...no thank you anything after.

  • rando kid decides he wants to do consulting and adds me on his LinkedIn. Never met him so reply asking who he was and the dumbass proceeds to ask me for a rec.

  • agree to meet with cousins friend to answer career questions. Dumbass rolls up 30 min late with no apology and no call to say he's late in jeans. Of course, no thank you.

Seriously, wtf is wrong with people these days?

 
Best Response

I straight up just checked your profile to see if you were female.

Get over yourself dude, you're passive-aggressively bitching about mundane inconveniences that are total commonplace. You don't do them? Nice, you'll get ahead in life - fuck all those other people.

Seriously though, just stick an extra tampax in there and ride the week out. WSO is not your fucking diary.

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Nouveau Richie:
I straight up just checked your profile to see if you were female.

Get over yourself dude, you're passive-aggressively bitching about mundane inconveniences that are total commonplace. You don't do them? Nice, you'll get ahead in life - fuck all those other people.

Seriously though, just stick an extra tampax in there and ride the week out. WSO is not your fucking diary.

In the OP's defense, he was willing to meet and support three strangers, who all ended up being pricks. I can't blame him for being angry.

 

I like it when I hear about people like this trying to break into high finance... makes me feel as though my chances have increased

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Not a matter of being lazy ass bitches...

but all these tools that think theyre entitled to get into IB have zero social skills, zero common sense, and massive ammts of hubris. They think the world is owed to them.

Blame it on mommy and daddy's poor parenting.

 

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