http://www.livethesheendream.com/
Someone forwarded this to me today - hilarious one liners by Charlie Sheen from recent interviews.
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LOL! This guy is getting ridiculous, but you gotta love it...
Nice find!
+1 SB Love this guy
Haha, "I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'".
haha, "i don't have burnout in my gear box"
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a bitchin' rockstar from Mars"
I think I'm going to list bi-winning somewhere on my resume....or I may just make that my entire resume.
These were funny, but I heard something better this morning. Unfortunately, it was on the radio as I drove to work, and I don't remember all the quotes or have anywhere to link to. They played a game one person would read a line, and the other would guess if it was Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi. I maybe could have gotten 50% right, which is to say I couldn't have beaten a coin-flip.
I think this one was on there: "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
I was actually seriously thinking of doing some kind of "Guess Who" Sheen vs. North Korean Propaganda quotes game on here, but I guess they beat me to it on this line of thinking. Qaddafi makes more sense though, much more eccentric in his public speaking. It's literally a coin flip every time.
My personal favorite:
"Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." - When describing a drug he is on called "Charlie Sheen."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charli…
The funniest thing I've read so far was, when asked about his life in his mansion (w/ his two goddesses..one a model, the other a self-proclaimed porn star, Charlie said...
"It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books … We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."
Pure awesome, lol. This guy's a winner in my book.
Regards
Yeah dude with his win credentials he should be a shoe-in for GS TMT. Anyone here at WSO have the pull to hook this bro up????
Unreal. It gets better every story I read. I literally just spammed his head for 5 minutes reading the quotes right now.
I am looking at this site first thing in the morning before going to work from this day onwards till the day I die. Absolutely solid find. +1
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