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Probably the 70th time I've watched this video all the way through. Still love it. Andy Samberg is a whole new class of man.

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 
Ben Shalom BernankeThe Creep has potential too

Eh, I'm not a fan personally, but I loved that sketch parody of "The Roommate" Andy did.

 

These boys smash it every time. Literally can't get enough...

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

Haha the guy with longish curly hair is fucking awesome. Anyone see Hot Rod? Not to mention I Love You, Man

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