Make my banana count go to 0

Go ahead. Do it. Monkey shit me to death. I'm tired of waiting for my Senior Neanderthal promotion anyways. Rain your monkey shits on me, make my post stench. You even have a good reason to do it. This post has nothing to do with finance and contributes 0 knowledge. It's Not Helpful, its Inaccurate, its Low Quality, and yes, its Spam. So go ahead, make my banana count go to zero. Make my day.

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This post has nothing to do with finance and contributes 0 knowledge. It's Not Helpful, its Inaccurate, its Low Quality, and yes, its Spam.

Ahh so another financeabc or Ozymandia post?

You mean bubblegum Ozymandias? The "King of Kings", who rambles in his rubble while he stutters in his preach? He's that guy big boot's crew, @CRE, who likes to spit him than chew ... gum on shoe, skidding his pants all over school. One day, apparently, Ozymandias walked up to a dude, said his name was Drew, throw him one or two slews. Now he sits on his stool, twirling circles like Mom's hot tomato soup. Ahh, that's the Ozymandius that I knew - what a rookie dude, needs a new hairdo and a couple more screws. drops mic lessons over kids!

 

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+1 for cleverness

don't u dare think the reverse psychology worked on me. this is reverse reverse psychology

 

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