Go ahead. Do it. Monkey shit me to death. I'm tired of waiting for my Senior Neanderthal promotion anyways. Rain your monkey shits on me, make my post stench. You even have a good reason to do it. This post has nothing to do with finance and contributes 0 knowledge. It's Not Helpful, its Inaccurate, its Low Quality, and yes, its Spam. So go ahead, make my banana count go to zero. Make my day.
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A comment so you can monkey shit me twice.
Another one, for those of you who can spare the WSO credits.
I don’t understand this, but I am intrigued...
I'm still waiting after that last pause ... are you still confused?
Brilliant attempt to get silver bananas
He's a loser just like you... come, bring it on brrah
Dumb attempt.
Kicking myself for falling for it
You seem like the kinda guy who falls for stuff all the time. You're the richest man in Nigeria, big family inheritance coming ... soon
Ahh so another financeabc or Ozymandia post?
Yes
You mean bubblegum Ozymandias? The "King of Kings", who rambles in his rubble while he stutters in his preach? He's that guy big boot's crew, @CRE, who likes to spit him than chew ... gum on shoe, skidding his pants all over school. One day, apparently, Ozymandias walked up to a dude, said his name was Drew, throw him one or two slews. Now he sits on his stool, twirling circles like Mom's hot tomato soup. Ahh, that's the Ozymandius that I knew - what a rookie dude, needs a new hairdo and a couple more screws. drops mic lessons over kids!
+1 for cleverness
don't u dare think the reverse psychology worked on me. this is reverse reverse psychology
This is genius, had a good laugh
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Well that backfired.
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