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swagonSTOP FUCKING MAKING CALL ME MAYBE PARODIES AND FUCK HARVARD BASEBALL

stop being unfunny

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

I didn't even know that many girls, that hot even existed. Going to an Ivy + having a gf forever really shuts you out of the outside world. fml

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

I hate Miami. I really fucking hate this song. The girls are hot. Also, there seems to be a direct correlation between how much a girl loves this song and how unlikely she ever is to give a guy her number without his asking for it.

Oh, and this shit is retarded: http://i.imgur.com/7RqAX.jpg?1

fin

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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